Tuesday, December 21, 2010

What the hell has all this got to do with me...?

List of things that one can do during a lecture at college:

  • Stare blankly at the teacher
  • Irritate friends
  • Dream about things that are highly unlikely to happen
  • Analyze the teacher's facial expressions
  • Snicker for no reason
  • Try not to fall asleep
  • Compare the length, shade and texture of everyone's hair (applicable only if you are a back-bencher)
  • Try to improve handwriting while taking own notes

But my personal favorite is, "Wondering where the hell all these variables came from, and what good they will do me". Honestly, I don't care what the volume of half of a cone with its top portion cut off is. I simply don't.

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